Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Here are some of the Complete Dinners I’ve had in the last month:
- Four bowls of Lucky Charms with a Hershey bar chaser (I cleaned three closets in 15 minutes immediately following);
- 7 Mini Snickers candy bars and an orange (I believe the fruit cancels out the candy…right?);
- 2 Bananas and a Ho-Ho with grape juice (yeah, it doesn’t taste great together);
- McDonald’s french fries (What? It’s a vegetable!);
- An entire sleeve of Thin Mints (you can’t eat just one…);
- An entire tube of Pringles (see above…I think I might have a problem);
- Despair (the lowest calorie one on the list);
- Spaghetti with garlic bread and a salad (I didn’t want you to think I was a total loser);
- Lucky Charms with a banana and Pringles (See? I mix it up sometimes!).
I KNOW I’m not the only one who does this! Right? Please tell me I’m not the only one who does this!
The Assassin