TUESDAY, DECEMBER 09, 2008
(The following was written by an author who has been driven insane by her deadline and too many Bette Midler songs on her iPod. There are no guarantees that this will make any sense. Read at your own risk. You have been warned.)
The Magnificent Maleficent
You know, it really is hard to find good henchmen anymore. They all want dental and a flexible spending plan. And none of them…I mean none of them, are interested in 401K plans. It’s the economy. You’d think that in desperate times, people would need work…hell! Welcome the opportunity!
Maleficent has those lovely little trolls to do her bidding. I can’t even get the kids to clear their dirty dishes in the morning. Maybe I could get some trolls? Wait! I know!
Now if I could just get her to clean the toilets and do my evil bidding, I’d really have something.