Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Okay, technically speaking, I shouldn’t even be writing this. I should be camped out in a locked room with five thousand donuts, a gallon of Diet Coke, freebasing Midol and finishing what will forever be known as “that damned book.”
But I can’t let my Killer Divas down AND I do have a decision I need help with. The Magnificent-Sometimes-Malevolent Todd Welvaert, award-winning journalist and editor and author of the squib on Chapter 13 of HITMAN, is also a professional photographer. With my originial photo being hopelessly outdated, he rose to the challenge and took my picture last weekend. His lovely wife and fabulous assistant, Lisa, along with my equally adorable friend Michele, were on hand to make sure my sweater wasn’t bunched up in all the wrong places, there were no weird wrinkles in my neck, or that my dog wasn’t licking his balls in the background.
The problem is, there are two I like. And I don’t know which one I like best. So your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to help me. And tell me why you like the one you do.
I’m serious, dammit. The decision you make could save thousands of lives. Okay, so they’re all named Phil and exist in my head…but you never know.
