Wednesday, May 19, 2010
It’s Sgt. Assassin’s 44th birthday today! And how does he get to spend it? With some sweaty guys in a dust-choked, humid tent! Yay!
I do feel bad about that. But it is hardly my fault, right? No! But since he’s 9 hours away, I need to think of a creative way to celebrate his birthday.
Why? Because last November was our 20th Wedding Anniversary. I spent it curled up on the couch with a bottle of Mad Housewife Chardonnay and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food. I was wearing sock monkey pajamas and watching GLEE, or V, something like that. I’m pretty sure one of the kids was sick and we were out of milk.
You know what? Let’s just forget I said all that and pretend I was in a coma. That sounds much better.
So anyhow, since I didn’t really do anything interesting for such a huge milestone as that, I feel like I should do something interesting now, right? So, I’m open to suggestions. Any, suggestions. Seriously. I’m kinda desperate. Don’t make me hit the ice cream section of HyVee out of desperation.
The Assassin