Wednesday, July 21, 2010
I started dieting. Why doesn’t rage burn calories? It seems like it should. I use it enough. I think 2000 calories burned per outburst would do. Give me a day where I drink nothing but diet shakes and by dinner I could burn 8,000 calories. In theory, I should lose 150 lbs. by the weekend.
Today I’ll be seeing my doctor about a lump on my wrist. Did you know there’s a website called The Ganglion Cyst Page? With photos? I don’t recommend it. Especially if you are eating clear, lumpy jello at the time. The lump is 1 inch in diameter. It hurts.
What if the lump is fatty tissue? Not content with terrorizing my thighs and waistline, fat has now moved to my wrists. I have fat wrists.
Sigh. Today, I am Life’s bitch.
How are you?
The Assassin