Wednesday, February 17, 2010
If I did the Olympics, things would be a little more interesting. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Olympics. I just think that with a little tweaking, it could really be, well, fun!
-Curling/Rink of Fire: A glaze of grain alcohol on the ice is lit on fire as they slide with the stone. The broomers have to use live cobras to sweep the ice as the stone slides.
-Ski Jump Biathalon: Skiers have to soar through the air while shooting the wings off of mosquitos with .44mag revolvers. They don’t score any points for dead mosquitos.
-Figure Skating Improv: Figure skaters won’t know the song until they are poised on the ice to start. At any time, the music can change to another genre completely. For example, start with Enter Sandman by Metallica, change to Tiny Tim’s Tiptoe Through the Tulips and end with polka music. To make it fair, they have to dodge cleverly disguised quicksand pits.
-Naked Men’s Luge: Um, do I need a reason?
What would you come up with?
The Assassin