WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2009
So, we’re sitting around the table and my friends are talking about sex. They are complaining that they only have it once in a while and how that’s not enough.
Me: Oh, that’s real nice. Considering I’m not going to get any until May! Pass the saltpeter please (check out Mr. Assassin, lookin’ good in Baghdad :).
Friend-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named: (she’s a single mom) At least you know WHEN you’re going to get it next!
Happy Thanksgiving! (I’ll be eating a little crow.)
The Assassin