Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Me: How was school?
Her: Unnnnh.
Me: Anything happen today?
Her: Unnnnnh.
Me: What did you have for lunch?
Her: Unnnnh (rolls her eyes – like I know what that means).
Mr. Assassin Enters, Stage Left
Him: Hey Meg! How was school?
Her: Awesome! (Names have been changed to protect the stupid) Brian talked to Sally today! Can you believe it? And Mr. S. gave me a solo in jazz band! And Annie wants me to spend the night Friday…and I took a test and think I got an “A”…and the coach gave me the sign up sheet for track camp this summer…and I’m all out of eyeliner…
Me: You need me to take you to Sephora to get eyeliner?
Her: Unnnnnh (followed by double eye roll).
I CANNOT WIN.
The Assassin