Wednesday, January 05, 2011 I was reading my Walt Disney World Trivia Book the other day, when I came across this item: Did you know? The world-famous turkey legs sold throughout WDW come from 40-50lb. turkeys. Each leg weighs 1.5lbs. Whoa. Now, I’m no expert here, but I’ve baked, deep fat fried, (and other things…
Month: January 2023
Dear Santa…I Want a Dung Beetle for Christmas…
Wednesday, December 08, 2010 And I want a big one! Do you know how hard it is to find dung beetles to buy online? I feel like some sleazy web surfer looking for a coeleoptic fix. Oh sure, I know I can get dung beetles if I’m a rancher. But they run $500 for 1,000…
Hump? What Hump…
Wednesday, November 10, 2010 Well…hellllllllo there! I am actually writing this on Sunday. Monday, my hump goes under the knife. That’s right, the ganglion cyst that has taken up residence on my right wrist, is outta here. It’s huge – about 1.5 inches in diameter and the bastard hurts (obviously, my ganglion cyst is male)….
Son of Leslie Langtry
Wednesday, September 22, 2010 Last night, my ten-year old son, fruit of my loins, wait…do women have loins? Anyway, he lost his phone. It isn’t that unusual. Jack loses all of his electronic devices. The Nintendo only visits occasionally and never shows up at the same time as the charger. The cell phone is always…