Month: October 2022

Wednesday, June 23, 2010 I should never, ever, post after a bottle of Mad Housewife Chardonnay, as evidenced by my premature post. Sorry to Christie! In my defense, we were eating caprese salads and my Mr. Assassin thought I should have some (a lot of) wine. It was a strange week…and it’s only Tuesday. As…

Wednesday, June 02, 2010   After 14 loooooooong months, Mr. Assassin has finally come home! It’s FANTASTIC to have him back. I did things I didn’t know I could do and I’ve actually learned a few things from this whole mess. I’d like to share my wisdom with you; 1) There are nights when Lucky…

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 So my friend, Michele, gets a Droid phone. And it’s amazing, duh. She was showing me all the apps on there, including one that makes 3 different sounds that only dogs can hear. And get this, you have to PAY for that app. How slick is that? I mean there’s no…

Wednesday, May 19, 2010 It’s Sgt. Assassin’s 44th birthday today! And how does he get to spend it? With some sweaty guys in a dust-choked, humid tent! Yay! I do feel bad about that. But it is hardly my fault, right? No! But since he’s 9 hours away, I need to think of a creative…

Tuesday, May 11, 2010   Stephen Hawking said last week that when extra terrestrials visit Earth, we should be afraid…very afraid. Now, I’ve seen Independence Day, and The Day The Earth Stood Still (both versions). I remember those damned aliens making Richard Dreyfus build an escarpment out of his mashed potatoes. I’ve seen V (both…