Wednesday, May 05, 2010 It’s a 12yr old’s birthday with 6 girls, I think, what could go wrong? Well, okay, so nothing went wrong, per se. It was a drama-packed party. The trip to the mall was interesting because 1) I misjudged the number of girls to seats in the van ratio – forcing one…
Month: September 2022
Scare My Kid, Please…
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 Yes, I’m totally serious. I need help scaring my 12-yr old. I’ve tried Bill Cosby’s Chicken Heart, The Thing (which the Boston Globe calls the scariest movie ever), Paranormal Activity, Alien, even The Ring. She yawned. And then she asked me why any of those things were scary. When I was…
Finding A Use For That Penis Drink Stirrer…Priceless!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010 Sgt. Assassin is still home! But I had to share this with you…my faithful minions. About a year ago, Sgt. A thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, to buy me a set of penis drink stirrers. Imagine the hilarity that ensued when family and friends found them in…
This Just In – Mr. Assassin – Home for Quickie
Wednesday, March 24, 2010 Okay, that’s probably tacky. It was meant to be double entendre. My bad. Last Friday night, Mr. Assassin came home for a 15 day tour of duty in the Midwest (or has he has referred to it – The Place Where Buildings Are Still Intact & You Can Buy Real Soap)….