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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 Why, yes! I painted my living room orange. Doesn’t everyone who’s anyone do that? Well, except for Deadly Deleon, who favors turquoise. Nothing rhymes with turquoise either, btw. Actually, the shade is “Mandarin.” I feel like I’m inside a pumpkin. A very, happy pumpkin that smells like 2 kids, 3 dogs,…
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 This, is what an angel looks like. This, is a dog whose face I shaved. This, is not an angel. (Trust me on this.) This, is the back of a bassett’s head. Again, not an angel. This, is what an angel looks like. My point? These two people, Dawn and Les,…
Wednesday, September 30, 2009 The Internet – Wish I’d thought of that. What’s more fun than spending an entire day looking for naked pictures of Johnny Depp online (when you’re supposed to be writing your book)? FINDING naked pictures of Johnny Depp online. BTW – if you find any, please let me know. Threatening Your…
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 Two weekends ago, I followed up my Girl Scout camping trip with Webelos in the Woods. I was pre-menstral (i.e., “angry”), sleeping in a tent, and cooking over a hot fire while male leaders (men who still play dress up and wish they were still boy scouts – a very creepy…