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Wednesday, June 10, 2009 Meet Muppet. She’s the newest member of the Assassin Family. Muppet is six months old, weighs 4 pounds and I’m pretty sure if you cut her, she’d bleed cotton and gumdrops, unicorns and rainbows. After nearly a week with her, I think I’ve got some insight into her empty little brain…
Wednesday, June 03, 2009 Me and the kids on the Empire State Building. The interesting part is that they begged to go there only to tell us they were both afraid of heights once we got there. As you read this, I will be driving back from New Jersey to the Quad Cities in one…
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 Here’s how I spent Memorial Day. That’s right, the holiday where we honor those who gave their lives for this great country of ours. This is how I honored that sacrifice. I watched the Land of the Lost marathon on Sci-Fi Channel. Okay, so I took a brief break to go…
Ah, the rotten smelling Corpse Plant…rarely given on Mother’s Day Okay, so it’s been an insanely rough couple of weeks. And now I find out I’ll be teaching canoeing to girl scouts for TEN HOURS on Saturday. And what comes after Saturday? Well, duh, Sunday. Not just any Sunday, but Mother’s Day. Ah, the big…
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 Here are some of the Complete Dinners I’ve had in the last month: Four bowls of Lucky Charms with a Hershey bar chaser (I cleaned three closets in 15 minutes immediately following); 7 Mini Snickers candy bars and an orange (I believe the fruit cancels out the candy…right?); 2 Bananas and…