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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 04, 2009 I’m sick. My throat is sore, sinuses blocked, head aches and neck swollen. I know it’s bad because I’m surrounded by Girl Scout cookies and am not even interested. I can’t tell you how scary that is. Maybe the pod people took me. I wonder where I went? I hope someplace…
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2010 My kids went to Disneyland this past weekend and this is their favorite picture I am thankful for Dove dark chocolates and believe the creators should win a Nobel Peace Prize. I know that eating those have given many, many idiots one more (no matter how underserving) chance at life. I…
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 17, 2009 So I’m looking through the ads in the paper and see that Klondike Bars are on sale. And I get to thinking that it must be thirty years since I’d had one. And then I think, hell, I’m an adult now! I can buy my own Klondike bars! Kind of like…
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2009 My little altar server! To those of you who have known me for a while, this may seem like a trip to the Twilight Zone. Yes, I was at the mass where my little boy did the altar thingy. No, I did not burst into flame…my hand didn’t even fall asleep….
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 04, 2008 Monday was Mr. Assassin’s and my 19th wedding anniversary (yay us!). I’ve gained twenty pounds by selflessly hurling myself between my kids and literally hundreds of mini-Snickers bars from the Halloween stash. Today, Margaret got her first pair of eyeglasses, and last night history was made in a way I will…