WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2009 So, we’re sitting around the table and my friends are talking about sex. They are complaining that they only have it once in a while and how that’s not enough. Me: Oh, that’s real nice. Considering I’m not going to get any until May! Pass the saltpeter please (check out Mr….
Month: November 2019
To See, Or Not To See…
Tuesday, December 02, 2008 Margaret just got her first pair of glasses. She’s in fifth grade and as soon as she got them, she proclaimed, “OMG! (she actually talks like that) I CAN SEE!” The other day, Mr. Assassin found my first pair of glasses. That’s them above. I got mine in fourth grade. I…
Things I Can’t Make Up
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 03, 2010 This stuff was in the headlines today (I kid you not): Baptists From Idaho Arrested for Kidnapping Haitian Children Overheard at last Sunday’s Church social; “I’ve got a good idea! Let’s get a bunch of us and go down to Haiti – and drive around picking up random children off the…
“Make Believe Murder” and Halloween Candy!
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2019 First off, I have a new book out! MAKE BELIEVE MURDER came out October 22! Yay! Halloween has come and sadly gone. And I have to tell you, the scariest thing I experienced this year wasn’t zombies in search of brains, monsters in search of mischief or skeletons in search of…whatever…